Looking at band merch you know you won’t be able to have for a while is like physically torturing yourself
it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”
*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*
I DIDN’T MEAN IT
There’s hot schoolgirls everywhere, you just need to know where to look: NEAR THE SCHOOLS!
…Please don’t take that as advice.
Like, I remember, a couple years ago I bought a cheesecake and I ate the whole thing…because I’m an adult. Nobody can stop me.
searching something up when everyone says dont do it